Educational enhancers (smarties)

Doled out to boost concentration levels. The reasoning goes as follows. Humans are chemicals, they require chemical aid. An aid i have stubbornly resisted to date. i have a fierce aversion to the classroom and the lessons launched by that sinister chime in F sharp major.

Lessons in what?

Endurance.

Enduring the fuzzy (regularly misfiring) e-holograms. Enduring the tedium.

Sentences come ready made with Bright Start, a free software package heavily favoured by state run pedagogical centres.

Optimum learning conditions to nurture the infant intellect: fibre optic lighting; temperature levels set at a constant 20 °C, and Bright Start running on Microserf Xpreme 16 OS.

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